Back in my early twenties when I didn't know anything about anything but I thought that I did, I assumed stay-home moms basically had The Life. They got to stay in their jammies all day, watch movies, have a perfectly clean home since they were there all day and could clean constantly, shop whenever they wanted, etc. Basically...I was a fool ;) Now, granted, there are some stay home days where we purposefully push pause on our hustle and bustle, stay in our softies, and watch a "Tinkerbell" or two. However, those days are usually few and far between, so I thought it might be interesting to take some inspiration from a few blog friends and document what my day looks like as a stay-home Mom. Believe me, I don't claim to be Super Woman, nor do I think that my days are harder, longer, or more strenuous than you amazing Moms who work outside of the home and THEN come home, quickly swapping your Work Self for your Mom Self for the duration of the evening. You gals are amazing.
Anyway.
I digress.
For one day, I made quick notes of what I did throughout the day. Here's a play-by-play of this particular 24 hours my Mom life, and, oh, how I wish I could send this list back in time to Erin of the Past. She could stand to learn a thing or two. You know. Retroactively. ;)
5:30am:
Fall out of bed, wipe drool, throw on my gym shoes, grab water bottle and quick breakfast. / Try to stay awake on the drive to the gym. / Try not to punch chipper blond high school girl who is entirely too smiley for this earliest of ungodly morning hours.
5:45-6:45am:
Thirty minutes of cardio. / Thirty minutes of circuit training with weights and then abs. / Now I'm feeling less like death and more like I can conquer the world! / Didn't punch anyone.
7-7:30am:
Quick shower while the hubby feeds the hungry mongrels their breakfast / Bless him.
7:30-8am:
Attempt to fix hair and maaaaaybe put on a smidge of makeup while the girls play together in their rooms. / Scratch that--now they are playing at my feet in the bathroom. Perfect place for legos, they decide.
8-8:30am:
Time for "school lessons" using www.Starfall.com. / Small amounts of pouting as we also work on taking turns. / Potty break requiring Mom to do the wiping. Fun times. / Break for poopy diaper. / Morning constitutionals: CHECK.
8:30am:
Swirl around trying to get the girls dressed for a playdate with friends. / Delia is clothed, shoed, and pig-tailed. / Working with Emery on learning to put on her own t-shirt. Results in tears of defeat. Try again. Success. / Delia is now unclothed, un-shoed, un-pigtailed, AND un-diapered. / Start over. / Another poopy diaper. / Start over. / I am sweaty.
9:15am:
Strap the girls into the van, and begin to search the house for stray sippy cups. / Can only find one. / Here's hoping the other only contained water instead of milk. / Finally leave for playdate.
9:30-12:30pm:
PLAYDATE CHAOS!!! / A quick recap: serve snacks, change a diaper, break up toddler tiffs, dance party with a most necessary mid-dance tutu change, play with markers, clean up spilled juice cup, fish a coin out of Delia's mouth, work on sharing between the preschoolers, attempt to converse with Mom friends over the roar of the excited kids, make and serve lunch, play outside, draw with sidewalk chalk, wipe muddy feet and hands, attempt to restart previous conversation with Mom friends, no one can remember what we were talking about, we'll try again later, change diaper, search for lost sippy cup and jellie slippers, reload into the van, sing LOUDLY and flail about on the drive home to keep Delia awake, pull into driveway as she drifts off.
12:35pm:
Girls get ready for naps: brush teeth, use the potty/change diaper. / Pile into Delia's big chair to read new books from Story Time at the library. / Impossible to hold book steady due to wiggling giggling sisters. / Decide I don't care. / Join them for some snuggling and some songs. / Delia down. / Emery down.
1pm:
Make a smoothie for lunch and sneak a Dove chocolate heart. / Sit on couch and watch a DVR'd episode of Friends while I eat. / Turn off TV and read a short lesson from the
7 Study by Jen Hatmaker.
1:15-3pm:
Clean both bathrooms top to bottom (it needed it....). / Dust the house (it needed it.....). / Prepare a double batch of veggie lasagna and realize I've forgotten to double two of the ingredients. / Very grateful for chia seeds that double as egg replacements. / Phew. / Clean up the kitchen and wish I wasn't such a messy cook. / Return some emails. / Lay down for literally one minute when I hear.....
3:01pm:
Delia is up and ready to play. / Emery is up shortly after. / Dish out afternoon snacks and watch "Tangled" while I put away folded laundry from yesterday and prepare the rest of dinner (Italian bread and salads). / Send one child to timeout for stealing another child's pillow. / Tears and apologies made. / Leave the room and return to find them both now snuggling together on said pillow. / Tears...from Mom this time.
4:15-5:40pm:
Outside to play in the spring weather! / Bubble machine. / Sidewalk chalk to practice letters, shapes, and Emery's newest trick: drawing a face that resembles Bobby's football-shaped head from that random cartoon "Bobby's World." / Chase, play hide and seek, load girls into swings and push, up and down the slide. / Delia eats a bug. / Emery cries because she sees a bug. / Pick and blow dandelions (note: must mow...and treat for weeds. Oops.)
5:45pm:
Wait by the fence until.....DADDY'S HOME!!! / Mommy's favorite moment of each day. / Phew, we made it. ;)
5:50pm:
Wash hands and get into chairs for dinner. / Search for stray sippy cups. / Messy veggie lasagna dinner is TOTALLY worth the mess when girls both ask for more--it's a hit! / Dad and kids head back outside to play. / Mom cleans up kitchen and dinner table.
6:30pm:
Bath time with Dad! / Bath paints and work on sharing the brushes. / I can hear moments of happiness and moments of sister-angst. The norm. / Mom picks up the house and re-organizes the toy bins. / Girls lotioned and jammied.
7pm:
Books, songs, prayers, back scratching, snuggling, one last snuggle, and...they're down for the night. / Just kidding, Emery needs to pee again. / Now they're down for the night.
7:30:
Chat with my mom on the phone while Russell does some yard work. / Step barefoot on stray lego. / Curse silently to myself.
8pm:
Bake muffins for Bible study. (Yeah. I know. Ironic. Just cursed and then made Bible muffins. See? I need to get to that study ASAP!) ;) / Wonder to myself why I forgot about being out of eggs...AGAIN. / Chia seeds to the rescue...again. / Let's hope this works.
8:30pm:
Muffin victory!
8:45pm:
Realize I never found time for the following from my To-Do List: purge entryway closet, reorganize blasted pots and pans cabinet that fills me with the fire of a thousand suns every time I have to dig around in the depths of is cavernous recesses. / Cabinet anger issues. / Apparently. / Make new To-Do List for tomorrow.
9:00pm:
Get ready for bed. / Collapse on bed. / Hug bed.
9:05pm:
Chat and read with hubby. / Watch two episodes of "Parks and Recreation" on Netflix together. / He plays with my hair. / I realize I am the luckiest of them all.
10ish:
Set alarm and go to bed...ready to relive this craziness all again tomorrow. And, you know....
...I can't wait.
:)