Wednesday, February 01, 2012

The Mom-iform.

In these sleepy months with a new little baby under our roof, I've found myself wearing sweats (or 'softies' as my family calls them) more often than not.  My jeans lay folded in the closet, cute shirts and sweaters hang sadly untouched, and my 5 inch spike heels?  Ha.  Forget about it.


As much as I hate to admit it, I've embraced the Mom-iform.  The uniform of the Mom, if you will.  Comfy, slouchy sweat pants, roomy t-shirts, soft nursing tanks, yoga pants, and zip-up hoodies.  You know the drill.  I still like to dress nicely if I'm going to be out and about running errands or meeting up with friends at play dates or for church.  And I do feel a bit bad sometimes about not trying to look my best for my husband each day (even though he kindly tells me I look beautiful even when covered in dried spit-up.  Bless that lying man. ;)  But, if the girls and I aren't going to be leaving the house for the day, I just can't find a reason to get completely gussied up.  I mean, I shower (fairly regularly...shout out to the dry shampoo!!!), I at least apply mascara to my tired face, and I put on clean softies each morning.  But...the Mom-iform persists.


This Reign of the Sweat Pant is only for a season, I realize.  I mean, when I'm basically a walking burp cloth with baby barf on my sleeve, shoulder, shirt, and in my hair at all moments of the day, why would I want to iron a fancy shirt only to have to change in mere hours?  During this time of having a snugly, floppy baby constantly wallowing around on my chest and in my arms, I find myself avoiding any clothes with embellishments or buttons, and I usually forgo necklaces if I do get dressed up for the day.  I don't want to scratch up her precious face with my ridiculous sequins and chunky baubles!  And really, if I'm going to be squatting down on the floor to color with 'trayons' twenty times a day or hoist us all up onto my bed to snuggle and tickle, why would I want to be in uncomfortable jeans that might "officially" fit once again, but still create the ever-so-lovely little muffin top of post-baby flab?!?!?!  

I ask you, does this make sense?!?!

;)

Sigh.


Thus, I shall proudly embrace the Mom-iform during this time of snugly baby-dom and toddler fun-dom.

Baby barf and all.

:)

13 comments:

  1. Oh, Erin. You've come such a long ways. I'm so proud :)

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  2. I have to say, even your Momiform looks cute! It's not like you're wearing a size XL shirt from junior high over your stirrup pants...you still look very cute and put together, just comfy! Since Riggins spit up until 9 months old, I can definitely relate to the whole "why waste an outfit as a burp cloth" dilemma. I used to wait until the VERY last minute to throw on clothes before leaving the house, because I knew they would just get dirty!

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  3. You are doing much better than me... I am currently wearing my husbands lime green wrestling shirt that he still has from high school...bonus? some white paint splatters on it too.

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  4. Oh the momiform...a perfect title for the daily sweatpants and tee's we all wear. the fact that leggings are "in" right now just makes this stay at home mom life all the better. And being pregnant now as well only motivates me to sport the comfy look all day! love this post!!

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  6. Oh no! I think I just accidentally hit 'delete' on your comment, Leanne! So sorry! The toddler was yanking on my arm as I tried to read this on my phone. Oops! :(

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  7. Erin, in your post I find echoes of a Mom who has embraced the Mom-iform for what it STANDS for, and I see that you also recognize these days when you have "a snuggly, floppy baby consantly wallowing around on my chest and in my arms" as fleeting days and are making the very most out of them! Thanks for being, however willingly or not, a great example for all of us moms of contentedness and BLISS!

    Here's something for you to picture: The "Homeschool-stay-at-home" Mom-iform!

    Ha.

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  8. Hey, it's okay!!! No worries! Actually, I deleted it because my spelling was HORRIBLE!! So, I rewrote it and posted it again. Thanks for reading my comments!

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  9. HAHA! I'm right there with ya, Mamacita. Long live the Momiform!!!

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  10. Loved this post and relate completely. COMPLETELY. :-)

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  11. I agree with Leslie: your softies are cute and actually fit, so that's definitely a step up from "frump" I'd say. :) I lived in those kind of clothes too for quite some time since Lilli & Coley both had crazy bad reflux past their first birthdays!! No need for all that extra laundry sorting!

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  12. I wish I had your smokin' hot post-baby bod! In a completely platonic, envious way... LOL. That's not awkward, right? ;) Rock that mom-iform!

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